From 6th October, in response to Rudd's controversial speech at the Conservative Party Conference

I've hidden from the news for a while, but today I read the full text of Amber Rudd's speech.

Dear Ms Rudd,

I'd have liked that XKCD 'citation needed' sign when you said even English Language students don't have to speak English. It's easy to pick on students with all their paperwork and their short period of entry to the UK. Then you can continue ignoring the issue of people who have LIVED in the UK for ages and speak very little English. You criticse Labour for not investing in English lessons for such people, but I've been told you actually cut this funding further. You certainly avoided saying you've done anything to help.

And yeah Britian will be so pleased with you when every time they want to go to the fucking bank they'll have to prove they're not an illegal immigrant. They won't crack down on any other money laundering; it's less important if it's good old British money laundering apparently.

When you said "we are supported by some of the most professional and competent public servants in the world," I laughed. Public servants generally hate you and your party. You should know that from all the doctors you're refusing to listen to.

I'm sorry you're being called a Nazi, Ms Rudd: you deserve more accurate and biting rebuttals.